Real Housewives of Orange County Week 2 Recap
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- I can’t blog this entire season
- I’ll try, but really, I can’t
- These chicks are trashy
- Not even Jesus can sit through it
- In fact, he’s annoyed they keep bugging him
- He told me
- Shannon is nuts
- She’s also cute a bit pudgy
- Elaine is mental
- Shannon doesn’t know what stress means
- She thinks David cheating = stress
- Translation: he is still cheating
- Vicki makes my back spasm
- Shannon needs to move on
- I’m over her
- Jose is laughing at her
- God is napping
- Meghan is painfully dramatic
- Dear Lord, you’re not the world’s first mom
- Jimmy is almost appealing
- I want to slap Meghan
- She is mental
- Lydia is trying to sell product
- She needs a smack too
- Gentle, but still a smack
- Lydia owns 49% of the company
- We are meeting the new girl Peggy
- Peggy had a mastectomy due to family history
- Lydia thinks she felt a connection to tell her
- Um, she told all of us
- Tamra’s granddaughter is turning 1
- I can’t
- Ryan and Sarah are just not into each other
- Sad to see
- Sad if we cared, but we don’t
- They are drinking beer?
- Perfect 1st birthday
- Briana is invited to the party
- Tamra is not into Briana because of Vicki
- Dear Lord this check is gross
- Kelly and her husband are unwatchable
- I can’t
- Shannon looks like a giant next to David
- David hates Shannon
- That’s rough
- Um, cheap hooker makeup = cotillion
- Pretty girls, unfortunate shoes
- Time to hang out with Peggy
- She’s 100% Armenian but not born in Armenia?
- Intellect of a Kardashian on this one
- 5 minutes in and I like her
- The Shahs of Sunset want to be her
- Who says “bam” when someone opens their gift?
- Vicki makes my eye twitch
- Vicki is pissed Briana will be seeing Tamra
- Briana is a drag
- This party is pretentious for a 1 year old
- I like Lydia’s mom
- Tamra is really loud
- Lydia meets Shannon
- Lydia is harmless
- Shannon is a twat
- Shannon asked is Vicki spoke about her
- Then says she doesn’t care?
- Shannon needs therapy
- Lydia loves Shannon
- I want to get high with Judy
- Tamra blows out the candles with Ava
- Not Ava’s mom?
- Shannon tells Lydia Vicki talks shit
- Lydia tells Shannon she is talking shit
- Bravo Lydia
- Shannon thinks Vicki is obsessed with her
- Vicki has been Shannon’s storyline forever
- This show is seriously stupid
- I drank half a bottle of wine
- I the first thirty minutes
- Working on the other half now
- Pray for my liver
- Shannon is unraveling
- It is fascinating
- No way David is not cheating
- No way
- Shannon is losing it
- Lydia goes to Judy
- Shannon goes to Tamra
- Lydia comes to say bye to Tamra
- Tamra tells Lydia Shannon is upset
- Shannon is eating nachos
- I’m glad Lydia is back
- Shannon needs to be admitted to a hospital
- I’m watching just for Shannon
- Her delusion makes her incapable of keeping it real
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