Real Housewives of New York City Week 10 Recap


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It is FINALLY time for Luann to get married. Does this mean the women of NYC will move onto another topic and perhaps find a storyline? Probably not, but whatever. This show is brilliant and I am hooked on it like cheap street crack. I am sitting with Jose, we have a bottle of champagne and are ready for a wedding.

  • Sonja introduces us to Frenchy
  • Frenchy is a fame whore
  • He’s also handsome
  • He’s also a child
  • He’s also into Tinsley
  • Tinsley is painful
  • A one season girl to be sure
  • Please
  • Frenchy’s name is Edgar
  • Stick with Frenchy
  • Bethenny is having a holiday party
  • She subtly slams Dorinda’s party
  • Bitch
  • Skinnygirl commercial time
  • Ramona is not invited to Bethenny’s
  • Bethenny runs this show
  • Know it
  • Sonja is dropping by Bethenny’s
  • Then she heads to Thailand for vacation
  • Tinsley needs to move it
  • Now
  • Bethenny talks with her mouth full
  • Every single time she eats
  • Oysters are not sexy
  • Ramona is filming with Avery
  • Dear Lord this is sad
  • The Skinnygirl ice luge is perfection
  • Skinnygirl tastes like ass
  • Ramona is pathetic
  • Carole needs a straw to not drool
  • Unfortunate overbite
  • Bless her
  • Ramona had a party
  • Bethenny didn’t go
  • Tinsley let Ramona know about ‘s party
  • Ramona is gossiping to Avery’s friends
  • I can’t
  • The thirst is real with Ramona
  • Ramona thinks she is bonded to Avery’s friends
  • Um, no
  • Dorinda let Ramona have it about how dirty she is
  • The Playboy Mansion must be renamed Playboy Castle
  • So much better
  • Ramona denied trashing Dorinda’s house
  • Ramona is a liar
  • Carole is talking with her mouth full
  • STOP IT
  • Time for the wedding
  • Luann looks beautiful
  • Luann sounds delusional
  • The wedding is gorgeous
  • She should have worn flats instead of crouching
  • I’m happy for Luann
  • Not a lot of wedding coverage
  • Surprising since it is all they’ve talked about
  • It is now January 2017
  • Bethenny and Carole are eating
  • Never a good thing with these open mouth chewers
  • Adam moved out of Carole’s apartment
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Ramona is at Dorinda’s to hear about the wedding
  • Dorinda was drunk at the wedding
  • Luann is having a NYC party
  • Very strange
  • Carole and Bethenny are strolling through Chinatown
  • Who cares about this?
  • Time filling bullshit
  • Frenchy is “moving in”
  • He wants kids and will adopt with Sonja
  • I call bullshit
  • Time for Luann’s party
  • Bethenny is going
  • I love Bethenny on this show
  • Pigs just flew out of my ass
  • Bethenny is the first to arrive and she is 15 minutes late
  • Honestly, Bethenny is funnier than fuck
  • For real
  • Dorinda arrives, so now it is the two of them
  • Avery is Ramona’s date to Luann’s party
  • Ramona is horrible
  • Tinsley brought a little boy to the party
  • Sonja arrives with Frenchy
  • She is nervous for him to meet the girls
  • Understandable
  • Tinsley’s date is 23
  • She’s an idiot
  • Ramona brings a date
  • I call bullshit
  • Tinsley’s date is getting drunk
  • Tinsley looks thirsty
  • Not in a parched way
  • Tom and Sonja together is creepy
  • I love this show
  • I’ve had three glasses of champagne
  • Tom and Luann are awkward
  • Dorinda is giving a toast
  • Oy vey
  • Dorinda is not a good toaster
  • This show is reality television perfection
  • See you next week
  • I’ll be making out with Jose
  • Getting lit and keeping it real

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