Real Housewives of New York City Week 8 Recap


Typos are lovingly provided by Jose Cuervo.

I love this show. Bored of the wedding storyline, but still love it. I’m going to bullet point last week so I’m caught up and ready for a regular recap this week. Important to note I watched the trailer for RHOC and am so excited to blog that train wreck I can hardly stand it. I skipped last season because Vicki was too painful, but I’m ready to tackle it again. Jose Cuervo will be my writing partner so those bitches better buckle up because I’m ready to have my way with them. Back to NYC, here we go!

  • Luann is sure about Tom
  • Sure he is a cheater and she doesn’t care
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • This is a bore
  • Two weeks until the wedding
  • Luan says she and tom have had lover’s quarrels
  • Because they are passionate
  • Dear Lord
  • I call a divorce on this one
  • Ramona is mentally deficient
  • Ramona tells Luann he is still cheating
  • Luann insists they are together 24/7
  • He’s not in the Berkshires
  • Hilarious
  • He’s cheating while she is shooting
  • Poor girl
  • Bethenny has now joined
  • Everyone tells Luann she can get out if she wants
  • Luann is not having it
  • I feel very sad for Luann
  • There is no love here
  • I wouldn’t trust these bitches either
  • That said, come on!
  • He is totally cheating
  • Allegedly
  • I really like Bethenny on this show
  • Pigs must be flying somewhere
  • They are still talking about Tom cheating
  • Make it stop
  • I’m begging you Bravo
  • MAKE IT STOP
  • I love Sonja Morgan
  • Tinsley is invisible
  • Ramona is desperate to fix things with Bethenny
  • Bethenny could not be less interested in Ramona
  • 20 minutes in and nothing interesting has been said
  • Full makeup and hair for dinner in the country?
  • Carole literally puts me to sleep
  • She wants us to know she is outdoorsy
  • Translation: She is going to burn down Dorinda’s house
  • Bethenny apologies to Luann for last year
  • Better late than never I guess
  • Luann is apparently a dating expert
  • Ugh
  • Bethenny is brutal about her situation
  • Luann tells her to be happy about being a mom
  • Bethenny is a bit dramatic
  • “A bit”
  • I crack myself up
  • She is also being unkind about her daughter a bit
  • I have been in Bethenny’s shoes
  • 21 years later I am still in the shit
  • I feel for her
  • It is never ending
  • Never
  • I am sooooooooo bored
  • Bethenny leaves the room and cries
  • She says she is being punished
  • She sometimes feels hopeless
  • So many of us have been there
  • Bethenny tells Luann she is making a mistake
  • Luann insists she is not
  • This is exactly the same show as last week
  • Bethenny blacks out in the Berkshires
  • So do we sister!
  • Ramona is medicated
  • Perhaps by my boyfriend Jose
  • Ramona spills and stains
  • On more than a chair I’m sure
  • Ramona is frenetic
  • Dorinda is mellow as can be
  • Ramona makes a toast
  • Shoot her with a tranquilizer gun
  • This dinner is painful
  • By painful I mean boring as fuck
  • Ramona wins a chocolate Santa and loses her shit
  • Dear Lord
  • Ramona took a Xanax with her wine
  • I’ve seen this before
  • Seen it, been it, whatever
  • Time for cake
  • Make it end
  • Luann singing makes me ears bleed
  • Ramona apologizes to Bethenny
  • I can’t
  • Tinsley is dumb
  • Bethenny is funny
  • I’m done
  • Please let me be done!
  • Ramona needs to go
  • Sonja needs more camera time
  • I need another drink
  • Oy vey with this week
  • I’ll be back
  • With a full bottle of Jose
  • Keeping it real

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