Real Housewives of New York City Week 7 Recap


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I’ve had 2 shots and a cocktail in the past hour, so this might get messy. By messy of course I mean harsh. Buckle up.

  • It is Thanksgiving
  • They should just film this live
  • Would be so much better
  • Ramona is shopping with Avery
  • Luann is planning her ridiculous wedding
  • Sonja calls Luann Countess
  • That needs to stop
  • Dorinda is hosting a charity event
  • She’s planned nothing
  • Bethenny bought a much bigger apartment
  • She may move in or flip it
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Business is clearly good
  • Mazel
  • Ramona is painfully unappealing
  • Avery looks like Mario
  • Or perhaps Ramona’s old face
  • Ramona is still upset about Bethenny
  • Avery says her mom is harsh
  • Why are we watching this?
  • I’m making another drink
  • Sonja and Luann are talking about Bethenny and Ramona
  • Dorinda and Bethenny are talking about Ramona
  • High school bullshit
  • Tinsley is out for drinks with Sonja and Ramona
  • Back at Boutique
  • Noting good can come of this
  • Ever
  • Ramona makes me want to impale myself
  • Dating advice from Ramona is painful
  • The girls are trolling
  • So embarrassing
  • Ramona flirting is making my eyes bleed
  • I can’t
  • Tinsley is embarrassing herself
  • She will last one season
  • Sonja is funny, but needs new material
  • Tinsley got laid
  • She’s lying about it though
  • Whatever
  • Bethenny is at a charity event
  • Bethenny’s boyfriend is lovely
  • Bethenny says Dennis always had feelings for her
  • Even while married
  • She thinks it is romantic
  • I think it is awful
  • I love how Dennis looks at Bethenny
  • He loves her and you can see it
  • Mazel
  • Time for Carole to pretend she is young
  • This relationship is so over
  • Bless them for trying
  • Carole speaks of Adam like he is her caretaker
  • Carole is talking a lot of shit about Adam
  • Carole doesn’t seem to know how old she is
  • Tinsley is out for a date with a kid
  • I am not watching this
  • Cocktail time
  • My gums are numb
  • Freaking awesome
  • Ramona stinks of desperation
  • Ramona is dirty
  • Literally and figuratively
  • Ramona has a hard on for Tom
  • Mostly because he doesn’t have a hard on for her
  • More wedding planning
  • I’m going to fold my laundry
  • Time for Dorinda’s event
  • John is finally invited to something
  • Tinsley talks shit about Bethenny
  • Not a smart move
  • Bethenny’s imitation of Ramona is perfection
  • Bethenny is avoiding Ramona
  • Ramona is desperate to see Bethenny
  • Bethenny tries to set up Sonja
  • He’s already dated her
  • Classic
  • Sonja is mean to Tinsley
  • Green is not her color
  • Tom and Luann arrive
  • Bethenny is great
  • Ramona goes after the guy Bethenny chose for Sonja
  • The thirst is real
  • Sonja calls out Ramona for being slutty
  • Oy to the vey
  • I’m done
  • Bethenny meets Tom for the first time
  • Bethenny apologizes for causing drama
  • Tom ignores the apology and changes the subject
  • Nobody is bidding on Dorinda’s silent auction
  • Weird group
  • People off the street perhaps
  • “Charity Whores” is brilliant
  • Carole is listening to gossip about Tom
  • This is just sad
  • Luann looks like a fool
  • Poor thing
  • I’m done
  • I’m drunk
  • I’m keeping it real