Real Housewives of New York City Week 6 Recap


Typos are lovingly sponsored by Jose Cuervo.

I was in Australia for a couple of days and missed last week, so here it is. Thanks for waiting. Just a quick note that while in Oz, I spent some time with the Real Housewives of Melbourne, and hearing them speak of the American Housewives franchises was great. Just like us they are fans of the shows, and listening to Jackie imitate Phaedra is everything. Enjoy and I’ll be back later with my recap of tonight’s episode.

  • Tinsley is still living with Sonja
  • Scripted
  • Dogs shitting in the house is gross
  • All Carole’s Babies are confused
  • Bethenny is meeting Sonja for lunch
  • Scripted
  • Sonja is purging her house
  • Bravo
  • Bethenny asks about the party she blew off
  • Didn’t go, so shouldn’t ask
  • Sonja throws Ramona under the bus
  • Sonja is fabulous
  • She’d be better off staying away from Ramona
  • Why is Bethenny asking about Ramona?
  • Bethenny is funny
  • Bethenny thinks Bethenny is REALLY funny
  • Dorinda is going to the cemetery
  • Five years since her husband died
  • She is ready to let him go
  • Her family joins her
  • So does Carole
  • Ugh
  • I wouldn’t film this
  • Nothing is private here
  • That’s a shame
  • Carole is bonded to Dorinda over death
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • FYI: sniffing does not mean you’re crying
  • No tears, no crying
  • Dorinda hopes Richard is proud of her
  • I’m sure he is
  • Especially when she shits all over Sonja
  • Good times
  • Bethenny needs a bigger apartment
  • Silly space filler
  • Hanging at Dorinda’s
  • Bored
  • I’m doing a shot
  • Time to let Richard rest in Peace
  • Amen
  • Tinsley is not comfortable to Sonja’s
  • Tinsley doesn’t want to overstay her welcome
  • Too late
  • Sonja has brown ice
  • Shameful
  • I don’t do dirty
  • Luann is trying on her wedding dresses
  • I can’t
  • I’m skipping and making a cocktail
  • Tinsley is a complete bore
  • Tinsley’s friend Ansha is a moron
  • I’m skipping over this too
  • I love you Jose
  • For real
  • Carole lives in cat clawed squalor
  • Carole and Adam are imploding
  • Two years in and Carole is over it
  • We were over it a year ago
  • Dorinda is setting up drinks
  • Time for Ramona
  • She’s an idiot
  • Ramona is upset Bethenny is not talking to her
  • Bethenny could not possibly care any less
  • Time for scripted drinks
  • Ramona is not invited
  • Nobody but Dorinda is invited
  • Ramona is still waiting for her invitation
  • Ramona is still talking about dating Tom
  • Dear Lord
  • Tom was just not that into you Ramona
  • Ramona is mentally deficient
  • Bethenny thinks Ramona is manipulative
  • Amen
  • Ramona is officially not included
  • Ramona says bets are happening about the wedding
  • Bethenny says Ramona is an asshole
  • Bravo
  • Ramona is an idiot
  • Sonja is beating a dead horse with Tinsley
  • I’m so over it
  • Carole wants Tinsley to live in her building
  • Whatever
  • Sonja passes gas
  • I can’t
  • Are they seriously talking about 90210?
  • Tinsley is a dumbass
  • Ramona wants to make up with Bethenny
  • Translation: she wants more camera time
  • Ramona goes crazy eyes all over Bethenny
  • This is painful
  • Bethenny is not having it and calming walks away
  • Ramona is acting like a serial killer
  • Ramona has forgotten about her friendship with Jill
  • Dumbass
  • I’m so done
  • Time for another blog
  • I’ll see you back here in an hour
  • Drunk and keeping it real

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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