November 13, 2018

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap

Typos are generously sponsored by Jose Cuervo.

  • I was done with this reunion last week
  • I was done with Rinna weeks ago
  • Years actually
  • Rinna is ruining this show
  • Kim Richards looks amazing
  • Time for her to come back
  • Kim gives Rinna back a stuffed bunny
  • I LOVE Kim
  • Rinna walks off
  • Eileen chases after her
  • Rinna is a moron
  • Eileen is invisible
  • Kim goes to Rinna to explain herself
  • Rinna wants nothing to do with her
  • Rinna is humiliated
  • Really?
  • This is what humiliates her?
  • Dumbass
  • Rinna calls Kim sick
  • Rinna is mean spirited
  • She is also garbage
  • Kim calls out Rinna for being Rinna
  • Rinna says Kim used her for a storyline
  • Really?
  • Kyle steps in and calls Rinna stupid
  • Kyle points out it was Kim’s show first
  • Dorit says Rinna has a big mouth
  • Rinna has no comeback
  • She speaks her truth
  • Her truth is sociopathic
  • Apparently Eden is on the couch
  • Who cares?
  • Kyle doesn’t know what enabling is
  • Bless her heart
  • These women are not too bright
  • Rinna knew what she said in Mexico
  • Rinna must go
  • Dorit should get another season
  • Rinna swears on his kid’s life
  • Karma is watching
  • Who does that?
  • A sociopath
  • Eileen is talking
  • Eileen is invisible
  • Therefore we can skip over this
  • FYI: isn’t it clump not glump?
  • Dumbasses
  • Eileen speaks for Rinna
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • I don’t care about anything Eden or Eileen say
  • The E’s are a waste of our time
  • Xanax time
  • I love Xanax
  • No shame
  • That bag of pills is embarrassing
  • Get a nice pill box!
  • Coke time
  • Dear Lord
  • Rinna is dangerous
  • Dangerous and disgusting
  • Rinna made Xanax a story
  • Rinna has a pill list written down?
  • I thought she knew them all?
  • Rinna is painfully stupid
  • Dorit is a beautiful girl
  • Every time Eileen speaks I drink
  • Rinna wanted to hurt Dorit
  • Jealousy
  • Rinna wants Harry to love her like PK loves Dorit
  • Never gonna happen
  • Rinna is “clean and clear’
  • Bullshit
  • Eden and Kim are dismissed
  • Eileen is mumbling
  • I’m making out with Jose
  • Fire Eileen too
  • She’s an idiot
  • Lisa Vanderpump is everything
  • I ain’t got nothing but love for her
  • I love Max
  • They found his birth mother
  • LVP is gorgeous
  • She is an angel to so many puppies
  • I need to get a dog
  • A Vanderpump dog!
  • I love Giggy
  • Harrison too
  • Lisa went naked on Instagram
  • Nice for her kids
  • Gross
  • Rinna’s girls are pretty
  • They are not Gigi and Bella however
  • Why so much Rinna?
  • NOBODY likes her
  • Gigi is classy
  • Yolanda is classy
  • Rinna is garbage
  • That’s a wrap
  • Rinna must go
  • Eileen must go
  • Erika must get back to the old Erika
  • Dorit needs to come back
  • Kyle is good television
  • LVP remains the Queen
  • Glad it’s over
  • I love you Jose
  • Until next season……
  • Keep it real