Real Housewives of New York City Week 3 Recap


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  • I have to leave for the airport
  • Bullet points to get it done quickly
  • These women are mean
  • It is fascinating
  • Weekend trip to the Hamptons
  • Tinsley’s voice is grating
  • Sonja’s attachment to the past is grating
  • Dorinda’s complaining is grating
  • Luann’s sex toy toilet is interesting
  • Carole is staying at Bethenny’s house
  • Dorinda is staying at Luann’s house
  • Bethenny is gossiping about Sonja’s gossiping
  • Sonja needs to move on from the Berkshires
  • I’m bored
  • Tom is no longer your lover Sonja
  • He was probably never your lover
  • He was a fuck buddy
  • Own it
  • Everyone should have one
  • Victoria, like her mom, sounds like a man
  • Dorinda is really mean
  • Sonja danced with a stripper!
  • Shocking!
  • Said nobody ever
  • Dorinda can’t pronounce the word content
  • Carole and the election is a bore
  • Carole is idiotic
  • Bethenny confirms as much
  • Furs are repulsive
  • You’re no longer a Countess Luann
  • Move on
  • Carole has acupuncture for therapy stress
  • Ugh
  • She’s so annoying
  • I can’t
  • Time for a drink
  • Bethenny likes pain
  • Carole has toe fungus
  • Ugh
  • Bethenny points out Carole’s crooked teeth
  • Hilarious
  • I love cupping
  • Twice a week and love it
  • Time for dinner
  • I’m ready to be done
  • Ramona is delusional
  • She’s not friends with Avery’s friends
  • Bless her
  • Dinner is Bethenny, Dorinda, Luann, Carole, Ramona
  • So fake
  • No contact sine the reunion
  • Whatever
  • The election is stressing Carole out
  • Bethenny is over Carole’s politics
  • Ramona thinks Carole is tool
  • Ramona talks about Bethenny’s porn
  • Bethenny handles it like a rock star
  • Ramona is mentally deficient
  • It wasn’t porn, it was boobs
  • Ramona’s lips are distracting
  • These women are painfully dumb
  • Hooray for us
  • Bethenny calls out Luann on her lack of manners
  • Ramona’s filler is hardening as we watch the scene
  • Ramona says Carole can’t get because she has no kids
  • Carole says Ramona is like Trump
  • Ramona calls Bethenny stupid
  • She is smart in business but socially inept
  • Bethenny tells Luann she doesn’t care about her opinion
  • Ramona and Luann are now attacking Bethenny
  • They call her a witch and wicked
  • Bethenny leaves
  • Bethenny is a baby
  • She also forgets her own vicious tongue
  • Sonja is staying with another friend
  • She has Tinsley with her
  • They are not entertaining as a team
  • Oh well
  • Things are getting ugly in the Hamptons
  • Ramona, Luann and Dorinda are having lunch
  • Bethenny does not play fair
  • Dorinda is talking shit about Sonja
  • Sonja needs to grow up
  • Dorinda needs to grow up
  • Sonja is going to get butchered
  • Dorinda is the butcher
  • Sonja says she’s moved on from the Berkshires
  • I call bullshit
  • Sonja cannot save herself on this one
  • The Hamptons needs a colorist
  • Blonde isn’t for everyone
  • Bethenny is skipping Ramona’s
  • Coward
  • Dorinda has a mobster stalking Sonja
  • Dorinda looks like a fool right now
  • Are these women ever embarrassed?
  • Oy vey with this behavior
  • I’ll be back next week
  • Drunk, but keeping it real

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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