September 20, 2018

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Catch Up of Weeks 9, 10 & 11

Typos are lovingly provided by Jose Cuervo and a Grey Goose.

Oy vey I’m so far behind! I was too busy in London to blog, but that won’t happen again because catching up is brutal! My RHOA blog has been posted and is up to date, not it’s time to tackle Beverly Hills. I am going to bullet point the past few weeks, will then blog the new episode tonight. I’ve got Jose by my side, but it’s a lot of show to watch. Wish me and my liver good luck!

Week 9

  • Kyle is throwing a big party
  • Gatsby themed
  • At a property in Malibu
  • It’s a big commercial for Mauricio
  • Great house
  • Gross schlep
  • LVP says she isn’t coming
  • She’s coming
  • Rinna is having a BBQ
  • Harry is making pie
  • I call bullshit
  • Those are store bough pie crusts
  • Get over yourselves
  • Rinna is a moron
  • I just can’t with her
  • Bad editing in BH
  • Eden arrives
  • She is odd but interesting
  • More odd than interesting
  • Dorit arrives
  • Fake hair and fake accents, check!
  • Kyle and Camille arrive
  • I’d like Camille back full time
  • Erika is fabulous
  • Rinna’s kids love Erika
  • Who doesn’t?
  • They are pretty
  • Not too bright
  • Bless them
  • Eden does not speak for all addicts
  • Or recovering addicts
  • Eden does not fit in here
  • Eden is telling Kyle shit about Kim
  • Kyle is over it
  • Everyone is over it
  • Rinna is a bad person
  • Everyone bails on Eden
  • Kyle is very likeable today
  • Unusual
  • I’m done with the BBQ
  • Dorit is working out
  • I’m done with the working out
  • Erika is reading at Y&R
  • I’m making out with Jose
  • Everyone is dressed up
  • Off to the party
  • Whatever
  • Erika wins the costume competition
  • Erika is perfection
  • The party is outside
  • There are no heaters
  • Kim and Kyle are chatting
  • Eden runs over
  • Ugh
  • Enough with Eden
  • Eden is mentally unstable
  • Bless her
  • One season for Eden
  • Rinna needs a sandwich
  • Kim calls out Eden on her crap
  • I love Kim
  • Kim should replace Eden
  • Right now
  • Eden throws everyone under the bus
  • Rinna is thrown first
  • Hooray
  • LVP shows up
  • We knew she would
  • Rinna is nauseating
  • PK hits on Erika
  • Erika drops the C word
  • I love Erika
  • LVP scolds Eden
  • I’m loving LVP these days

 

Week 10

  • More commercials for The Agency
  • Group trip to Mexico
  • Eden is visiting with LVP
  • LVP’s closet is everything
  • Eden requested the visit
  • We’re jumping between conversations
  • Rinna and Kyle
  • Eden and LVP
  • Kyle asks Rinna about Rinna
  • Kyle things Even is annoying
  • Rinna is blowing smoke up Kyle’s ass
  • Eden throws Rinna under the bus
  • Rinna is pathological
  • She is also sociopathic
  • Rinna is playing dumb
  • Not really playing
  • She’s so dumb
  • LVP pieces it all together
  • I now feel back for Eden
  • I take back 50% of what I’ve written
  • I blame Jose for the other 50%
  • Eden tells LVP she can tell Kyle
  • Eden is okay
  • Damaged, but okay
  • Dorit’s kids are gorgeous
  • Her accent does he kids no favors
  • I love Dorit’s kids
  • Rinna is whoring her kids
  • They are not the Hadid sisters
  • Nice try though
  • Rinna can’t pronounce Hilfiger
  • Dear lord
  • She is painful
  • I want to be Erika Girardi
  • I don’t get Erika Jayne
  • Mexico looks fabulous
  • We see a history of Rinna being a troll
  • Rinna’s kids just aren’t that into her
  • Hadid wanna be
  • I’m done with them
  • Skipping the modelling lesson
  • Eileen is in therapy
  • I don’t believe in televised therapy
  • The women go jet skiing
  • Erika is EVERYTHING on a jet ski
  • Camille is a great mom
  • Rinna, not so much
  • I can’t listen to Rinna anymore
  • I’m skipping and having a shot
  • LVP tells Kyle about Eden
  • Eden and Rinna’s part in her stacks
  • Kyle is livid
  • LVP is loving it all
  • I would too
  • Kyle and LVP tell the group about Rinna
  • Rinna and Eileen arrive tomorrow
  • Mexico might run out of tequila
  • Dorit thinks LVP’s hands are dirty
  • Shit will hit the fan

 

Week 11

  • Three weeks in one blog is brutal
  • I cannot drink another sip
  • Just kidding
  • Rinna arrives and nobody cares
  • Everyone is off to the Agency commercial
  • I mean party
  • Rinna is a dumbass
  • Eileen has diarrhea
  • Funny
  • Not funny
  • But funny
  • Erika tries to help Rinna
  • Waste of her time
  • Rinna foes to Kyle
  • At her party?
  • Ugh
  • Kyle tells Rinna what she heard
  • Rinna is idiotic
  • Deny, deny, deny
  • Rinna says she never said it
  • We see Rinna say it
  • Does Rinna think we’re dumb?
  • Rinna is lying
  • It is hilarious
  • LVP is fabulous
  • Eileen is not needed here
  • Rinna should be fired
  • LVP is calling Rinna on her shit
  • I love me some LVP
  • LVP is willing Rinna to come clean
  • She can’t do it
  • Rinna leaves in fake tears
  • Someone should push her down some stairs
  • Rinna “cries” she wants to go home
  • If there are no tears, IT IS NOT CRYING
  • Rinna is making a fool out of herself
  • Digging herself a massive grave
  • Eileen needs to poop
  • I cannot stand Rinna
  • Is Erika buying this bullshit?
  • Come on!
  • Erika is lovely
  • Rinna is a snake
  • Rinna is still digging
  • She WAS NOT crying!
  • Erika wills Rinna to come clean
  • She still won’t do it
  • Rinna does “doesn’t remember” what she said
  • Erika is now begging Rinna to fess up
  • Rinna won’t do it
  • PK is crude
  • Rinna calls Harry for support
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • I’m skipping this scripted bullshit
  • Eden is visiting with her mom
  • Beverly Sassoon loos FREAKING AWESOME
  • She is as pretty as ever
  • Eden needs to shut up about her family
  • She’s airing dirty laundry
  • Not cool
  • Beverly appears to think Eden is lame
  • Bless her
  • Beverly tells Eden to move on and let go
  • Bravo
  • I’m done here
  • Dorit calls her kids
  • They cry
  • They are too young for a call
  • This is sad
  • LVP and Ken are leaving
  • She has dogs to save
  • Bravo LVP
  • LVP is up
  • I thought she was leaving?
  • Lying bitch
  • Rinna needs to be fired
  • For real
  • Time for a boat trip
  • I’m ready to be done
  • Rinna is ridiculous
  • Eileen is ridiculous
  • Rinna blames LVP for her problems
  • Horrible editing
  • Time to jump off the boat
  • So much screeching
  • Dorit reminds me of Brittany Murphy
  • Rinna humps the table
  • My. God.
  • FIRE RINNA
  • I’m begging you
  • I’m drunk
  • I’m all caught up
  • I’m keeping it real