September 23, 2018

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Week 8 Recap

I am in London and there is a lot of vodka here, so I’m hooked up and ready to go.

  • Dorit is still faking an accent
  • She is throwing PK a 49th birthday party
  • Her party planner is odd
  • PK is a name dropper
  • There is a fame whore element here
  • Boy George is singing at the party
  • I LOVE BOY GEORGE
  • I also have met PK and found him wonderful
  • I also met Dorit and thought she was stunning
  • Erika is still in Greece with Kyle
  • Kyle makes me itchy
  • I don’t believe Kyle’s stories of her childhood
  • She is creepy
  • Her mother is not resting in peace anymore
  • Her scripted show is creepy
  • Eileen and Rinna are hanging out
  • I am not a fan of this pair
  • In fact, Rinna is repulsive to me
  • Dorit joins dumb and dumber to rollerblade
  • Rinna has the body of a young boy
  • This is scripted bullshit
  • Dorit suggests calling Erika to wish her luck
  • Then Eileen makes the call
  • Whatever
  • LVP is having Eden over
  • LVP looks gorgeous in her red dress one-on-one shots
  • Eden sounds and looks like Brandi Glanville
  • LVP’s dogs are everything
  • Eden dumped a man for calling her type A
  • Eden is odd
  • She will be a one season addition
  • Eden’s sobriety is a bore
  • Eden talking of her sister is gross
  • Eden is gross
  • Eden needs to stop preaching
  • Eden is an idiot
  • Eden has unfortunate boobs
  • Times for Erika’s performance in Greece
  • Erika looks amazing
  • The stage is terrifying
  • I don’t get Erika Jayne
  • Rinna is with Eden and Dorit again
  • They are at Eden’s home
  • Eden has a lot of tats
  • I love a girl with tats
  • I don’t love Eden
  • Rinna puts Xanax in her smoothies
  • Rinna carries a baggie of pills
  • Rinna is an idiot
  • Only Rinna thinks Rinna is funny
  • Kyle and Erika are taking bathing suit pics
  • Ugh
  • Time for PK’s party
  • They hate the flowers
  • The hate the ay the house looks
  • Boy George is rehearsing
  • I LOVE BOY GEORGE
  • Dorit says mean things not thinking they are mean
  • PK has the hots for Erika
  • LVP is a trip
  • Kim Richards is in the house
  • I love Kim and want her back
  • Fake bitches
  • Eden needs to STFU about Kim
  • Dear Lord
  • Kyle’s dress is hideous
  • I LOVE BOY GEORGE
  • Camille joins the party
  • She should come back fulltime
  • Dorit’s fake accent is killing me
  • Dorit gives a speech to her husband
  • Eden is creepy
  • Dorit tells LVP and George about Rinna’s pill bag
  • I LOVE BOY GEORGE
  • LVP says Rinna should double does on Xanax
  • LVP is hilarious tonight
  • LVP tells Dorit she is starting something
  • LVP is done with Dorit’s stories
  • I’m done with this week.
  • I’ll be writing from London again next week
  • Drinking vodka and keeping it real