I had been dating my girlfriend for a month when I told her that my parents were coming to town for their yearly visit from the East Coast. \”Do your parents know I\’m a shiksa?\” Laura asked, smirking sincerely. \”Not yet,\” I said. \”I haven\’t told them about you yet. But don\’t worry, they\’ll be cool with you not being Jewish.\” I said this, unsure if that last statement was completely true.